Replici celebre din "Seinfeld"
"Yada yada yada" Various characters
"Maybe the dingo ate your baby!
Elaine
"But I don't wanna be a pirate!"
Jerry
"I've yada yada'd sex."
Elaine
"I am speechless, I have no speech!"
George
"I'm speechless. I am without speech."
Elaine
"Get out!"
Elaine
"No soup for you!"
Soup Nazi
"They're real, and they're spectacular."
Sidra
"Mulva?"
Jerry
"Who leaves a country packed with ponies to come to a non-pony country?"
Jerry
"Look to the cookie, Elaine. Look to the cookie."
Jerry
"They're (Marriage and family are) prisons. Man ma de prisons. You're doing time. You get up in the morning. She's there. You go to sleep at night. She's there. It's like you gotta ask permission to use the bathroom. Is it all right if I use the bathroom now?"
Kramer
"Not that there's anything wrong with that!"
Jerry
"The question is, are you still Master of Your Domain?"
Jerry
"I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating ME!"
Jerry
"Sweet justice! Newman, you are wise."
Kramer (when Newman decides Kramer is the true bike owner)
"I'm at the corner of First and
First?! How can the same street intersect with itself? I must be at the nexus of the universe!"
Kramer
"These pretzels are making me thirsty!"
Kramer
"Serenity now!" Various characters
"Like I don't know that I'm pathetic!"
George
"I got a lotta problems with you people!"
Frank Costanza
"Pez?"
Jerry
"I'm down!"
Kramer
"They should be sent to Australia"
Kramer
"Geishas; they cater to your every whim. They're shy at first, but they're quite skilled at conversation. They can discuss anything from world affairs to the fine art of fishing or
baking."
Kramer
"Pulp can move, baby!"
George
"They say ostrich has less fat, but you eat more of it."
George
"Hello, Newman."
Jerry
"Hoochie Mama!"
Frank &
Kramer
"You want a piece of me? You got it!"
Frank
"MANDELBAUM! MANDELBAUM! MANDELBAUM!"
Izzy Mandelbaum & son
"We meet at last, Mr. Peanut."
George
"I saw Jane topless!"
Kramer
"You gotta see the baby!"
Elaine's friend
"You've out-Neiled him!"
Jerry
"That's you? I think the M&M should be you."
Jerry
"I take these glasses off, you can't tell the difference between me and a rock. You put these glasses on a rock, you know what pops into most people's heads? Costanza!"
George
"Drop your purse, honey."
Izzy Mandelbaum
"What in the name of
are these your sausages?"
Izzy Mandelbaum
"You know what you are? You're a ribbon bully."
Kramer
"I say we get him!"
Kramer
"My boys can swim!"
George
"A George divided against himself cannot stand!"
George
"Yeah I'm a cop, I'm a good cop, I'm a damn good cop!"
Kramer
"I dropped a grape."
Elaine
"The second button makes or breaks the shirt"
Jerry
"There are no BIG coincidences and small coincidences. There are simply coincidences."
Rava
"But he LOVES Rava! Worse, he loves Ray, and he doesn't think you're funny at all."
Elaine
"I'm out!"
Kramer
"It's go time!"
Izzy Mandelbaum
"That's kookie talk!"
Kramer
"You're an anti-Dentite!"
Kramer
"Who's gonna turn down a Junior Mint?"
Kramer
"Something beyond science. Something perhaps from above
"
Surgeon
"It's like my brain is facing my penis in a chess game."
Jerry
